1. Cracking your back. Feeling fully straightened out + the addictive popping sounds = one insanely satisfying experience.
2. Taking your hair out of a tight ponytail after a long day. For added comfort, run your hands through your hair and massage your scalp. Ahhhhh.
3. Jumping into a cold pool on a hot day. Soooo refreshing.
4. The first time you wear a brand-new sweatshirt. If you could afford to buy new sweatshirts every day instead of washing and re-wearing your old ones, you straight-up would.
5. Putting on clothes straight out of the dryer. This is the only reason you get out of bed sometimes, tbh.
6. Removing your contacts at the end of the day. Your poor, dry eyeballs can finally breathe, and it's such a relief.
7. Taking off uncomfortable shoes. When you kick off your heels at the end of homecoming, you can literally feel the bones in your feet rearranging back to their usual formation.
8. Sharing a pint of ice cream with a friend. A moment of silence for that moment when you're like, "Do we even bother with bowls...?" and she's like, "Nah, let's just eat out of the container." This is pure, comfortable friendship bliss.
9. A Snapchat from your crush. You've never grabbed your phone so fast in your entire life.
10. That first bite of food when you're starving. That bite is usually followed by an inhuman noise that can only be transcribed as, "Urghhhnnfffffmnarfthisissogood."
11. A good grade on a test you thought you failed. Somehow, this is way more electrifying than acing a test you really studied for. All your worries about your tanking GPA are lifted and you can finally relax.
12. Waking up to find out that school is canceled for a snow day. Because it's a snow day, you can stay inside and wear sweatpants and not even bother with a bra.
13. When you finally sneeze. FINALLY.
14. Finding a $10 bill in your pocket. Huzzah!
15. The final bell before school lets out for summer. School is your bra in this metaphor... and you are your boobs. Sorry, is that metaphor too much?
