Tonight, Taylor Swift released her first single since the 1989 album nearly three years ago. The track, titled "Look What You Made Me Do," teased a new era of Swift's sound—and the internet unsurprisingly had a lot of feelings about it. From the good to the mostly bad to the downright ugly, here are the funniest reactions to Swift's new single (and mostly its standout line, "the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now").
RIP old taylor who could come to the phone
“The old Taylor is dead!” I screamed, pledging to mother I’d NEVER clean my room again
Taylor Swift used to serve us Livejournal entries and now she's giving us vaguely angry AIM away messages.
Taylor Swift is me when I'm on the drive home from an argument and I finally think of a comeback
THE OLD TAYLOR IS DEAD.
AND SO THE FUCK AM I.
"I'm sorry the old Steve can't come to the phone right now. Because he's dead!"
tbh "the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" doesn't have quite the same lyricism as "it's Britney, bitch"
I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
why? oh! because she's....
d o g
tonight we all need to band together and play "despacito" on loop. sometimes you have to be the change you wish to see in the world
1989 is one of my favorite pop albums and this song is just........not good at all
You Vs. The Guy She Told You Not to Worry About pic.twitter.com/ZUOlaIp6QI
I get that Taylor needs to change it up, but girl what are you doing?! #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo pic.twitter.com/AGrKrl2oDB
Honestly, it's like Taylor Swift went full SITH for this new album. #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo pic.twitter.com/t6myky0bS3
taylor swifts new song sound like that one song that plays at the halloween party where Regina George makes out with Aaron Samuels
congrats to Taylor Swift on her new job at Hot Topic