Watch: Granny's reaction when she is presented with phallic cake that shoots cream for 90th birthday

This innocent great-great-granny was left howling with shock and then laughter when her cheeky family urged her to tickle a penis cake they bought for her 90th birthday — only for it to drench her in cream.

Haley Goulty, 40, couldn't contain her laughter as she videoed her poor nan Jean Astley, 90, being presented with the realistic-looking birthday cake at her party on Saturday.

Hilarious footage shows Jean gazing in disbelief at her graphic phallic cake as daughter Liz Ferrar, 59, places it in front of her to the delight of her watching family.

Liz urges her elderly mum to ‘come on, play with it’ — before squeezing double cream at her through a strategically placed pipe in the cake.

As her family cheer, Jean squeals in shock as her hand is soaked in the surprise white liquid, before bursting into laughter. But the birthday girl got the willies and hilariously gave the cake a good shove away from herself — all while laughing her head off.

Haley, from Leicester, said: “My nan wasn’t expecting it at all. You could see the shock in her face. She may be 90 but she’s still young at heart. For a 90-year-old she’s got a very good sense of humour, and she swears like a trooper.

“My mum had the cake made for her. I’ve no idea what inspired my mum to get that cake. Everyone is used to my nan sitting in her arm chair, fag in one hand, remote in the other hand, and I think she really wanted to get her a cake like that but couldn’t get one.

“But you can’t top that one now. She absolutely loved the cake. When she was waiting for a cake she knew we had a surprise, and she just went ‘ooh is it a male stripper?’

“Me and my husband were joking a few months back about getting her one and she was saying ‘oh, maybe 10 years ago’. We were going to have it sent to the house rather than the party, but I think that’s what she was expecting because we were covering her up in paper towels and that [before the cake came out].

“Nobody knew, only my mum and my brother, and it was all quiet and then they bought the cake out. It was brilliant. It’s lovely to see her like that because she doesn’t really get out much anymore.”

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The birthday party bought in five generations of family, with Jean’s 12 children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and even great-great grandchildren making up nearly 200 guests. But it wasn’t the first time that the family had managed to prank their matriarch with a raunchy gift.

Haley said: “A few years ago my uncle bought her a vibrator and she thought it was a back massager. She didn’t use it. We told her what it was and she just said: ‘put that thing away’. She has a great sense of humour in every aspect."

Jean Astley celebrated with more than 200 family members (Image: Kennedy News and Media)

“She’s very, very comical. We like to shock her if we can. But she’s very quick off the mark. Say something and she can come back on you dead quick. Honestly, people are really surprised when they meet her.

“When someone new comes into the family we never tell them what my nan’s like so we can spring her on them. It’s great when we all get together because there’s a really good atmosphere.

“You go to some parties and there’s a good atmosphere, but you never get one that’s just laughs. It’s like that with us — it’s just a great atmosphere. We had a brilliant time on Saturday. My nan even stayed up past her bedtime.”

Why This Mom Is Showing Off Her Postpartum Body: 'People Are Craving Someone to Be Real'

Mia Redworth was unprepared to see her postpartum body.

“After having my son I was very upset about my body,” the British mom, 22, tells IPRESTV. “My stomach looked like a popped balloon, I had dark purple stretch marks everywhere even though I used every cream possible to stop this during pregnancy. I was very naive because no one ever shows the truth.”

She continued: “It was a complete shock to see how a normal body looks after having a baby, and we never see this on Instagram or in the media. I felt very alone and couldn’t find anyone I could relate to.”

Not wanting other mothers to feel the same way, Redworth, whose son Austin is now 2, began posting unretouched photos of herself on social media as she began her fitness journey.

“It can be scary showing your true unedited self on a platform that glorifies Photoshop and surgery, but there have only been a few times I’ve had to deal with hateful people,” says Redworth, who gained more than 40 lbs. during pregnancy. “I’ve always received so much love and support. I think people are craving someone to be real.”

Redworth, who regularly posts her workouts — some involving her son — says she feels better now than she did pre-pregnancy.

“Before my pregnancy I was very unhealthy,” says the brand influencer, who has over 65,000 Instagram followers. “I was a size 4 (UK) and the only way I maintained that body size was to starve myself. During this time I absolutely hated my body, it wasn’t ever enough and I was never skinny enough. It definitely proves your weight has nothing to do with true happiness.”

Now, Redworth works out at the gym a few times w week and makes sure to drink at least 2 liters of water per day. She eats “clean and lean” homemade meals, but doesn’t deprive herself of anything. She also steers clear of any fad diets.

“I just want to be a good role model for Austin and show him that fitness and living healthy can be fun without having to restrict anything,” she says. “I have no desired dress size or weight, as numbers mean nothing — it’s all about how you feel. And I love my body as it is now.”

That includes every last inch. “I love my stretch marks and my c-section scar,” says Redworth. “I have truly embraced my whole self and I’ve never been happier with the way my body looks. Everyone has their own ‘imperfections’ and there’s nothing imperfect about them — they make us unique. They tell a story.”

Her message to other moms? “Don’t be so hard on yourself! You created a tiny human in your body, it’s going to look different,” she says. “We have all the time in the world to change our bodies, but we can’t let insecurities stop us from making memories with our children. Get in a bikini and go swimming!”

Woman Gives Birth Inside a Chick-Fil-A Bathroom — and Her Baby Gets Free Food for Life

After taking an unplanned bathroom break at Chick-Fil-A, a couple ended up delivering their baby in the restaurant’s bathroom.

“Last night I delivered our baby girl IN THE BATHROOM AT A CHICK-FIL-A!” Robert Griffin enthusiastically proclaimed on Wednesday in a lengthy Facebook post that has since gotten over 200,000 likes.

After Robert’s wife Falon began having contractions on Tuesday, the couple made a pit stop on their way to San Antonio, Texas’ University Hospital to meet up with a family friend at a local Chick-Fil-A store so they could drop off their two older daughters, KSAT ABC 12 reported.

As for what happened next, Robert wrote that as they were stopped, his wife realized she needed to use the bathroom. While it was after 10 p.m. at the time “and Chick-Fil-A was closed,” the couple banged on the windows to try and get the staff’s attention because Falon didn’t feel like she could wait until they got to the hospital.

After waving goodbye to the kids, Robert went inside the store to find out from the manager that his wife was “screaming” in the restroom — only to learn that she was in the process of giving birth!

Falon Griffin gave birth at a Chick-Fil-A

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“I can see just the top of Gracelyn’s head, just barely crowning, but I knew we couldn’t go anywhere. So I told her, ‘Sweetie, we’re gonna do something great, and we’re gonna do it right here and we’re gonna do it right now,’ ” Robert told KENS-TV.

“I couldn’t control it,” his wife added. “I was basically [straddling] the toilet — I wasn’t even sitting down. I was literally standing giving birth, with one hand on the wall and one hand holding her head.”

However, during the delivery, Robert wrote on Facebook that he noticed that the child’s umbilical cord ‘was wrapped around her neck TWICE.” Not wanting to worry his wife, Robert “told her to relax for a minute and I was somehow able to unwrap the chord [sic] from the baby’s neck.”

“With two more strong pushes, and using my shirt for a towel, out came Gracelyn Mae Violet Griffin,” he wrote, adding that “paramedics arrived 15 minutes later” and that “everyone’s healthy.”

Continuing, the proud papa wrote, “Her birth certificate reads ‘Born in Chick-Fil-A’ and the hospital had me sign the birth certificate as the attending physician. 👊”

Chick-Fil-A

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KSAT reported that ironically enough, ahead of Gracelyn’s birth, her parents actually purchased a Chick-Fil-A onesie reading “Little Nugget” on it.

In honor of the unexpected delivery, the popular franchise will give her free food for life and has also guaranteed her a job as soon as she turns 16, according to KENS-TV.

Abby Lee Miller Completes Her Fifth Round of Chemotherapy: 'I Deserve a Little Treat Today'

Abby Lee Miller is celebrating the end of her latest round of chemotherapy with a little makeover.

The former Dance Moms star, 51, shared an update on her recovery on Instagram Friday from her hospital bed.

“I just finished my 5th round of Chemo!!!” she wrote in the caption. “I think I deserve a little treat today, so I’m putting on my make-up just in case! #abbyleemiller #aldcla #abbylee #dancemoms #aldc.”

In the photo, Miller smiled at the camera as she held up a mascara brush in one hand and a Nars makeup palette in the other.

Last week, the TV reality star shared a photo of herself sustained in the air by a harness and holding on to a beam following emergency surgery on her back.

“‘Look at me, way up high I never thought I’d be cast in the role of Peter Pan, but I’m harnessed up and ready to fly!!” she wrote in the caption.

Miller — who was preliminarily diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma — was first spotted out of her hospital bed and moving around in a wheelchair on June 22, weeks after she revealed she had begun the healing process following the emergency surgery.

Since then, she’s frequently posted photos of herself in recovery. In early July, she shared a photo of her back on Instagram which she captioned with, “After the 2nd surgery, My back is finally on the mend.”

“I just wish the top section & bottom would hurry along too!” she added. “I had 52 staples perfectly aligned and now a bunch of crazy stitches are holding my neck & lumbar region together!”

While she is taking slow steps toward recovery, production for Dance Moms has begun casting and the former instructor is involved in the process, a rep for Lifetime confirmed to IPRESSTV on Thursday.

That same day, she shared a photo of herself with a cameraman, Max Segal, on Instagram while smiling from her hospital bed.

“Back to work…….. Lights, Camera, Action!! 🎥#dancemoms #abbylee #abbyleemiller#aldc #aldcla,” she wrote in the caption.

Woman dies after being pushed onto tracks then kicked in head by woman on platform

A woman was pushed to her death onto tracks at a busy train station.

Disturbing footage of the incident shows Alina Ciucu, 25, trying to scramble back onto the platform, before another woman kicked her into the path of an oncoming train.

Magdalena Serban, 36, kicked Ms Ciucu in the head and she was crushed between the train and the platform in the Romanian capital city of Bucharest. 

Both Serban and Ms Ciucu were originally from the same part of Romania, Dolj County in the south-western part of the country, and were both living and working in Bucharest but police believe this is a coincidence.

Serban has been remanded in custody while police try to find a motive for the horrific and apparently unprovoked attack.

Police claim Serban was responsible for an almost identical attack earlier that night when she tried to push another woman off a metro platform but her intended victim managed to fight her off.

CCTV captures moment woman pushed onto train tracks to die. see video below:

She can be seen trying to scramble back onto the platform (Picture: LiveLeak)

Both incidents were captured on CCTV.

Police say she has not yet accepted responsibility for the death of Ms Ciucu or the attack on the other woman. She is currently undergoing psychiatric assessment.

Serban has reportedly made several posts on social media, accusing various people, including her own brother, of sexual abuse.

She claimed to have worked overseas as a maid in Spain and accused people of ‘ruining her social life’ by posting intimate photos of her.

Romania’s Interior Minister Carmen Dan congratulated the police officers who managed to identify and arrest the suspect within hours of the fatal attack. 

A train crush her seconds later (Picture: Liveleak)  

Ms Ciucu, who was originally from the city of Craiova, Dolj County, had been living in Bucharest with her boyfriend for several years.

Her foster father, Alexandru Popescu, is on his way to Bucharest. He told local media that her attacker should be locked and tied up.

Watch Laughable Video of How Giraffe Disgraced Hungry Pack Of Lions, Kicking Out of The Way Their Leader

We can't stop watching this clip showing an outnumbered and desperate giraffe turning the tables on a pride of lions. 

The jaw-dropping moment aired over the weekend on BBC's "Planet Earth II," a nature docu-series narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

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The episode focused on deserts, including in the southwestern African nation of Namibia. The Daily Mail explained that a pride of lionesses were on a three-day hunt, desperate for a meal in the NamibRand desert when they spotted a giraffe near a dry riverbed.

It didn't look good for the giraffe, as it ran straight toward a lion waiting to strike. 

The lion jumped at the much-larger animal's neck, but instead the giraffe plowed right over its attacker and stomped on the lion a few times before making an unlikely escape. 

The amazing video has gone viral on social media and thrilled viewers who watched the U.K. program. 

The show has reportedly been a ratings hit a decade after the debut season. 

Watch the giraffe vs. lion clip above and a longer version, here.

This Woman is Donating Her Breast Milk To Motherless Babies After Her Baby Died During Childbirth (video)

Wendy Cruz-Chan was 19 weeks pregnant with her son, Killian, when he was stillborn due to a rare uterus infection. But Cruz-Chan’s body continued to produce breast milk. To deal with her grief, she decided to donate her breast milk to babies in need.

"I wanted to turn something tragic into something good," Cruz-Chan told InsideEdition.comThrough her work as a doula she was able to find several mothers in her community who were in need of milk for their babies.

“I realized through donating that it gave me a purpose to do something good to help me with the healing process,” Cruz-Chan said. “It just makes me feel good seeing all the babies I’ve been helping.”

Cruz-Chan documented the whole experience on social media to help normalize donating breast milk to babies in need. In one Facebook post a month after her son died, Cruz-Chan wrote, “Some people see me pump, they ask me, ‘How old is you baby?’ It doesn’t get easier… But I try to move forward and prepare myself for people’s questions.”

A month later, Cruz-Chan posted another photo to Facebook this time looking much happier. In it, she’s smiling behind seven large Ziploc bags holding nearly 2.5 gallons of breast milk that will go to two babies in need.

Over the course of three months, Cruz-Chan surpassed her goal of donating 2,000 ounces—or about 16 gallons—of breast milk. “All in the memory of my angel baby Killian," she wrote. "A mother’s love holds no boundaries.”